IF I WAS A WOMAN

"IF I WAS A WOMAN"

by Da Champ

If I was a woman,would I be an evil bitter bitch over a man with big dick status,but minute man stamina?

Would I be an Oprah type lady, trying to save the world. Perhaps I would be raunchy like Lil Kim and Madonna. Completely go over the edge with my sexuality

If I was a woman, would I be a prissy princess Bobbie Doll? Talk with a small voice and be self centered. Allow my looks to give me a huge ego as well ? Maybe I would be the rugged and rough type with baggy jeans like DA BRAT. Then later on have a feminine moment, and come out showing my azz and curves.

Hmmm.

Would I raise my children under the poverty line,just to pay cheap rent, and have an unemployed ex-con in my house? We would have all of the luxuries in the world. Flat screens and driving a Lexus. Would I be a secretary that has earned my way to the top? Then again I could be the one that dropped my underwear for that promotion.Would I inspire to run a beautician establishment, to keep the ladies looking seductive at all times?

Would I decide to be a Hater? You know that kind right? I'll get mad because you lost weight and your shoes are fierce, and I can't afford them. That will make my be a Bitch, correct?

Would I be able to raise my children on my own if I so desired, without a man or his paycheck ?

Would I be strong enough to make that choice if I became pregnant to abort the child?

Would I get my toes done every week? Drape myself in the finest of clothes and apparel? Would I be ok with the knock-off version? Would I be a lady and pay half of the check on a dinner date, or make him pay for the pussy? Even on the first few dates he will still not smell it.

Would I stand for justice like Rosa Parks? Would I run the underground railroad like Harriett? Would I be an inspiration like Michelle Obama? Go and touch the Queen of England, which is forbidden, but hey I am a Diva in my own right.

Perhaps I would be a backstabbing hoe. I would lie, cheat, and steal to get a man. No matter who I hurt to get him for myself. I could just go be a Lesbian. I could say "Fuck Men", they are no good for me.

Then for real, I just run my own corporation. Not become a Hooker on the street corners. Becoming a woman of power. That sounds really nice, don't you think?

I could have my husband at the house being the homemaker. WHY? I am and the bread winner, so that means I make the Dough rise. lol

What if I was a woman?

Thank God I am a MAN